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I Feel Like I Got A Ticket To Go To Another Planet And I'm Moving There And There's No Turning Back, And I Don't Know If I'm Going To Like That Other Planet Or Have Friends There.

In Real Life, Bad Things Happen And They're Not Funny, And Then Bad Things Happen And They Can Be Funny. When You're Unhappy You Don't Go An Entire Time Without Laughing. You Don't Go Your Whole Life Without Laughing. It's Just Life.

I Promise You, Anybody Given The Choice Of That Kind Of Money Or Having To Make A Phone Call To Tell Your Dad That Something Like That Has Happened, It’s Not Worth It.

I Was Having Chest Pains. Photoshop Made It Glamorous.

As Soon As Somebody Farts Around Me, I Think It's Hilarious. This Is Something My Brothers Did That Now The Boys At Work Are Obsessed With. You Cup It, And Then You Throw It In Someone's Face And Say, ‘take A Bite Out Of That Cheeseburger!'