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Beauty Lasts Five Minutes. Maybe Longer If You Have A Good Plastic Surgeon.

Wayne's World Was A Turning Point-after Wayne's World, It Was Like, "who Is This Girl? Where Did She Come From? Let's Give Her Another Job. Have Her Come In And Meet Instead Of Read

I Can't Stand When People Say, Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful. Ok, How About I Hate You Because You Said That

I Love To Sing, So I Just Figured That I Was Going To Sing Or Something.

I'm Waxed Clean - Hairless As The Day As I Was Born. But Don't Say 'tia Has No Pubic Hair.' That's So Clinical. Use A Nice Euphemism. Say 'she's Mowed Her Secret Garden' Or 'she's Cleared The Way To The Promised Land.' Because That's What It Is, Right?