I Wanted To Be In

You Totally Value And Respect Your Body As You Get Older.

Because They've Either Conveniently Forgotten With Time Or They're Trying To Be Supportive, Most Mothers Won't Tell You How Hard Pregnancy (and Then Childbirth) Can Be. Let Me Tell You, It Is. It's Brutal Sometimes! But, If I Did It, Anyone Can Do It. I Mean, I Always Knew I Was Meant To Do Something Really Big In Life, And Now I Know That This Was It. Screw Winning An Academy Award Someday ... I Gave Birth

I'm So Scared Girls Look At My Breast Implants And Think, 'to Get Boys, You Need Big Boobs.' I Tell Them, 'don't Get It Done. Those Fears Go Away. You Develop Other Insecurities, But Breasts Aren't One Of Them.' I Want To Get Them Half-size.

People Are Also Dying From Vaccinations. Evan, My Son, Died In Front Of Me For Two Minutes. You Ask Any Mother In The Autism Community If We'll Take The Flu, The Measles, Over Autism And Day Of The Week. I Think They Need To Wake Up And Stop Hurting Our Kids.

I'm The Comedic Girl Next Door And A Lot Of Fun.