I Wanted To Retire From

There Is More To Me Than My Boobs And My Boyfriends.

Sometimes When You Smile, It's Not Because You're Happy. It's Because You're Strong.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

I Like All The Old-fashioned Icons. My Friends Are Artists, So They Make Me Up To Look Like Certain People. I Am More Inspired By People Like Jane Fonda Or Brigitte Bardot - People Who Did Something As Activists.

My Boots Use Recycled Electronics And Recycled Plastics From The Ocean.