I Was A Big Fan

It's Because You Alienate Half The Room Talking About Sports. Half The Crowd Will Be Against You No Matter What You Say.

That's One Thing About My Shows. I Tell People, I'm Not A Comedian, I'm Just A Really Funny Reporter. I Put My Life Out There And Make It Entertaining. By Putting It Out There, It Helps Me To Deal With It, You Know, So I Don't Snap And So I Don't Go Off The Handle When I Get Home.

With All The Classes They Offer At School, How Come They Don't Have One For Common Sense?

Believe It Or Not, I've Got A Really Bad Metabolism. One Burger And I'm Done. I'm Not A Guy That Puts Away 10 Burgers.

[making People Laugh] Was A Secret Dream I Kept And I Didn't Tell Anybody About It Until I Was About 18.