I Was A Hard Worker,

I Spoke French A Bit, And I Could Speak A Bit Of This And That, And When You Were Taught Those Things By People Who Couldn't Really Do It, You Can Do Some Pretty Wonderfully, Imaginative Horrific Things To Teachers.

It Was A Very Odd Household, Because The Grandmothers Were So Different. Both Of Them Had Their Own Pianos. So It Would Be Duelling Pianos By Grandmothers.

Both My Parents Were Doctors, And My Mother Had Her Surgery In The House. There Were Six Children.

My Mother Felt It Was Time That I Had Some Parental Control, So I Went Off To America And Went To New York.

Any Woman Who Marries An Italian Must Accept The Undeniable Fact That She Has Also Married His Mother.