I Was A Hip Kid.

Irony Deals With Opposites; It Has Nothing To Do With Coincidence.

One Philosopher Has Rightly Said That Property Is Theft. But I'd Like To Use My Future Ownership Of Property To Give Something Back.

Let's Not Have A Double Standard. One Standard Will Do Just Fine.

All The Media And The Politicians Ever Talk About Is Things That Separate Us, Things That Make Us Different From One Another

If There Were Only One Cherry Pie In The World, And Bill Clinton Owned It, I Might Get A Piece Of It. If Bush Or Reagan Owned It, You'd Have To Kill Them To Get A Piece Of Pie. That's My Feeling About Bill. And Bill's A Good Bullshitter. America Likes A Good Bullshitter. That's One Of The Reasons He Was Re-elected. Honesty Has No Place In Politics. It Would Throw Everything Off.