I Was A Huge Ann-margret

I Thought 'out Of Africa' Would Be A Beautiful Ballet.

I Used To Have A Lot Of Superstitions, And Then I Realized That It Was Kind Of Hogwash. Once I Let Go Of Them, I Relaxed A Lot.

I'd Love To Be A Diva. But I'd Then Have To Send So Many Apology Notes For My Abhorrent Behaviour.

I Graduated High School And I Didn't Have A Skill Set And I Didn't Want To Go To College. I Needed A Job.

Whitney Houston Came In. Someone Dared Me To Do "the Gap Act" On Her. You Know, The Gap Act. So I Went Up To Her Like I Didn't Know Who She Was, And I Said, 'hi, I Just Wanted To Let You Know About Our Sale Items And Make Sure To Check Out Our New Colors'. She Looked At Me Like I Was Crazy.