I Was A Little Self-centered

I Don't Even Bother Trying To Picture A Perfect World, Because I Don't Think That Perfection Is Something To Strive For. I Prefer Imperfection. That's What Makes Things Special. You Know, Things That Change

I’m Not A True Vegan. I Dabble In Sustainable Fish And Dawdle In The Consumption Of Eggs. Steak Doesn’t Speak To Me, And Tempeh Is So-so. I’ll Savor A Solitary Apricot That’s Been Kissed By My Baby.

It Was Like The Wizard Of Oz Had Spoken, And What He Said Was Too Ludicrous To Take Seriously.

Give Her The Continent And She Wanted The Hemisphere.

The Sad Thing Is, People Don't Want To Believe That The Person They're In Love With Is Out Of His Mind, Drinking And Using, So If You Give Them Even Half An Excuse, They're Going To Want To Believe It.