I Was Always Being Called

My Dad's A Very Sensitive Man, But As The Archetypal Rebellious Teenager, I Didn't Realise That.

I Find It Difficult To Judge Myself, But People Say That I Have Become A Bit More Socially Acceptable Over The Years In Terms Of My Material; Which Apparently At The Beginning - Though I Never Really Intended It To Be - Was Man Hating And Now Is Just A Bit More Cuddly.

There Have Been Some Very Extreme Hecklers In Audiences Whose Bile Was So Hateful And So Meant That It Would Be A Bit Frightening To Think That All I'm Doing Is Jokes And Yet Someone Hates Me That Much.

The Funny Thing Is, I Don't Actually Think Of Myself As Fat At All. I Don't Think I Am. Not Really.

Anything Is Good If It's Made Of Chocolate.