I Was Always Jealous Of

I Can Tell How I'm Doing, And I Can Tell If The Crowd Is Particularly Dead.

Love Is The Distance Between Reality And Pain.

If People Were Really Naked And Everyone Knew What Each Other Was Thinking, Everyone Would Probably Just Laugh... Or They'd Lock Each Other Up.

Everyone Has A Right To Change Their Consciousness, But Ultimately The Whole Process Is Misleading.

Comedy Is What Happens When You Cross The Dateline From The Unbearable. Things Become So Unbearable They Become A Joke.