I Was Always Taught To

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

I Spent A Year In That Town, One Sunday.

She Didn't Need To Go To Acting School To Learn That The Essence Of Acting Is To Act Like You're Not Acting.

I've Been A Straight Man For So Many Years That From Force Of Habit I Repeat Everything. I Went Out Fishing With A Fellow The Other Day And He Fell Overboard. He Yelled, Help! Help! Help! So I Said, Help? Help? Help? And While I Was Waiting For Him To Get His Laugh, He Drowned.