I Was Born In 1962,

I Succeeded By Saying What Everyone Else Is Thinking.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It...everyone Gets So Upset About The Wrong Things.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Buy A Sexy Sheer Nightgown And Don't Know Anyone Who Can See Through It.

Half Of All Marriages End In Divorce- And Then There Are The Really Unhappy Ones.