I Was Fearless...and Lawless.

You Sell Yourself. The Part That I Sell Is The Creature. The Adorable Part.

If You Need A Helping Hand, You Can Find One At The End Of Your Arm.

It Is The Plain Women Who Know About Love; The Beautiful Women Are Too Busy Being Fascinating.

I Don't Believe In Marriage. It's Bloody Impractical. 'to Love, Honor, And Obey.' If It Weren't, You Wouldn't Have To Sign A Contract.

The Shakes Stop If You Drink Enough, But Then So Does Everything Else.