I Was In For 10

I Was Ill, And Everyone Could See It But Me.

When They First Installed All-seater Stadiums Everyone Predicted That The Fans Wouldn't Stand For It

I Will Respect This Liver. After All, It's Not Mine.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted