I Was Loaded With Sheer

Hopeless Cases: Executives Who Assert Themselves By Saying No When They Should Say Yes.

It's More Fun To Arrive A Conclusion Than To Justify It.

When A Fissure Off The California Coast Started Pumping And Dumping Oil On The Nearby Towns And Beaches, Everybody Started Dumping On Union Oil. Matters Weren't Helped One Iota By A Manufactured Quotation Attributed To Union's President, Fred Hartley, Alleging His Amazement At The Publicity For The Loss Of A Few Birds.... Fred Hartley Never Said What The Press Reported, As The Transcript And The Senate Committee Members Definitely Established. But I Don't Suppose The Truth Will Ever Catch Up With The More Colorful Falsehood.

On New York's Palm Restaurant: Their Steaks Are Often Good, But The Lobsters-with Claws The Size Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Forearms-are As Glazed And Tough As Most Of The Customers.

Things There Are No Solution To: Inflation, Bureaucracy & Dandruff.