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Not Long Ago A Friend Asked Me What Was The Greatest Pleasure I Got From Spending My Whole Life As An Actor. There Have Been So Many That I Had To Think About That For A Moment. Then I Said, 'like Everyone Else, I Like To Be With A Happy Crowd'.

I Don't Feel Qualified To Talk About My Work.

All My Life I Have Been Happiest When The Folks Watching Me Said To Each Other, `look At The Poor Dope, Wilya?

Silence Is Of The Gods; Only Monkeys Chatter.

A Comedian Does Funny Things. A Good Comedian Does Things Funny.