I Was Never Asked To

Irony Can Elude The Genius Among Us, Sometimes.

Liberal, Shmiberal. That Should Be A New Word. Shmiberal: One Who Is Assumed Liberal, Just Because He's A Professional Whiner In The Newspaper. If You'll Read The Subtext For Many Of Those Old Strips, You'll Find The Heart Of An Old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd Be A Libertarian, If They Weren't All A Bunch Of Tax-dodging Professional Whiners.

Doonesbury Had The Requisite And Overwhelming Influence In 1980, As It Did On Any College Cartoonist Who Was Paying Attention, Of Course.

I Hate Smoothies. Because They Won't Offer Firestone Ipa Beer As An Ingredient.

It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood.