I Was Raised In A

Picasso Had His Pink Period And His Blue Period. I Am In My Blonde Period Right Now.

You Know, From My Point Of View, I'm The Luckiest Cat On The Planet.

Someone Once Asked, 'what's Your Best Pickup Line?' I Said, 'my Best Pickup Line Is, 'hi, My Name Is Hugh Hefner.''

It's Hard To Really Compare New Love And Old Love.

It Has Been Our Experience That Women Usually Prefer Thin, Undernourished, Flatchested Females, Dressed To The Teeth, As A Concept Of "feminine Beauty" -- And That Men Prefer Exactly The Opposite: Voluptuous, Well-rounded And Undressed. The Women's Idealization Of Woman Is Actually A Male Counterpart, Competing With Man In Society; Man's View Of Women Is Far More Truly Feminine.