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The Voice Belonged To Mr. Pzyrbovich, An Algebra Teacher Who Was Always Called Mr. P, For Obvious Reasons. He Has A Heavy Accent, Which A Lot Of Kids Said Made Him Hard To Understand, Although To Be Fair Some Of These Kids Would Have Never Understood Algebra Anyway.

Your Guess Is As Good As Mine. Better Probably, Because You Haven't Had Four Beers.

Entire New Continent Can Emerge From The Ocean In The Time It Takes For A Web Page To Show Up On Your Screen. Contrary To What You May Have Heard, The Internet Does Not Operate At The Speed Of Light; It Operates At The Speed Of The Dmv.

I Don't Know What You Can Possibly Do For Less Than $50 To Have Somebody Come In Your House.

As You Know, Birds Do Not Have Sexual Organs Because They Would Interfere With Flight.