I Was Told To Stay

Everybody Wants To Win, But Everybody Doesn't Win.

Bruce Benedict Is So Slow He'd Finish Third In A Race With A Pregnant Woman.

Sports Has Kept Me On The Straight And Narrow Path.

When You Say You're A Padre, People Ask When Did You Become A Parent. When You Say You're A Cardinal, They Tell You To Work Hard Because The Next Step Is Pope. But When You Say You're A Dodger, Everybody Knows You're In The Major Leagues.

Sometimes, You Get Too Hopped Up, Too Excited, And It Works Against You.