I Was Very Surprised When

I Owe It All To Jesus.

When You Were A Kid, A Day Was A Long Time And A Year Was A Long Time

Don't Be Ashamed To Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide.

So I Went In Front Of The Judge, And I Had My St. Jude Prayer Book In My Pocket And My St. Jude Medal. And I'm Standing There And That Judge Said I Was Found Guilty, So He Sentenced Me To What The Law Prescribed: One To 14 Years.

At Dances When I Was A Little Kid, Art Would Be Up There Singing While I'd Be Dancing With Some Girl A Foot Taller Than Me.