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The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

I Pray A Simple Prayer Every Morning. It's An Ecumenical Prayer. Whether You're Catholic Or Jewish Or Muslim Or Hindu, I Think It Speaks To The Heart Of Every Faith. It Goes “lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.”

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

The Only Work I Ever Turned Down Was A Cable Programme Called Diving For Excrement.