I Wasn't As Nervous As

I Mean, I Guess I Started During The Comedy Boom, So It Was Literally Like, On Sunday You Could Decide You Wanted To Be A Comic, And On Monday, You Could Be On Stage

I Like Pens. My Writing Is So Amazing There's Never A Need To Erase

I Have A Podiatrist Appointment At 2.

I Like Cilantro, But You Don't Have To.

Only Lately, Like Within The Last Few Years, Have I Had People Actually Do An Impression Of Me To Me, Which Weirds Me Out To Think Of What They Have Picked Up On, Without Ever Realizing It Myself