I Wasn't The Class Clown,

I Was Student Council President In High School, And Even In Law School, I Was Vice-president Of The Student Bar Association.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.

Rock Is Fine. No Structural Damage To Rock. Rock Can Break Through Paper At Any Point. Just Say The Word. Paper Sucks.

When A Couch Potato Is Sliced Up And Then Deep Fried That Is Couch French Fries.

I Am Sometimes Referred To As Excuse Me In An Annoyed Tone Of Voice, Because Apparently I Am In The Way. I Am So Sorry. I Am Supposed To Be Some Sort Of Mind Reader, I Guess. I Am Moving Out Of The Way Now As Slowly As I Possibly Can. I Am Doing This And There's Nothing You Can Do About It.