I Went Into The Family

Everyone's Life Is A Train Wreck. Your Life Happens To Be A High-class Train Wreck.

I Don't Have A Waist: I'm A Breadbox On Top Of Legs.

Women Are Usually Only Interesting To Studio Executives When They Are Fecund, Between The Ages Of 15 And 30. I Decided To Get Through The Really Tough Patch, Around 50, By Just Cutting My Price And Playing Ten Years Older. I Didn't Want To Have To Wait Until I Was An Old Lady To Play One.

I'm Interested In Playing Old Ladies Because I Am Becoming One. And I Want To Become A Very Good One!

I Am A Greedy Actor In The Sense That I Like The Big Bites. Put A Big Fat Steak In Front Of Me, And I Will Eat It.