I Went On The Pill

I Love Everything About Books. I Love The Content, The Way They Look And Even The Lovely Way They Smell. I Think A Book Collection Says Something About You As A Person, And Certainly My Books Are Something I'd Want To Pass On For Future Generations.

I Look Like Julian Clary On Steroids.

I Think Actors Go Along A Continuum From Simon Callow Down To Kind Of Ross Kemp, And I Like To Think Of Myself As The Ross Kemp Of Comedy. He's Very Good In 'east Enders' Because He Plays A Version Of Himself. I Think I Can Play A Version Of Myself - That's About All I Can Do.

Fat People Are Brilliant In Bed. If I'm Sitting On Top Of You, Who's Going To Argue?

One Of The Guys That Used To Run It - For Some Reason I've No Idea Why He Used To Call Me The Sea Monster And I Was Just Looking Around For A Name And Thought That'll Do. That Lasted For A Couple Of Years Probably.