Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
I Went To A Restaurant With My Friend, And He Said, "pass The Salt." I Said, "screw You! Sit Closer To The Salt."
-Mitch Hedberg
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
I Went To A Restaurant
Mitch Hedberg
I Went To A Restaurant With My Friend, And He Said, "pass The Salt." I Said, "screw You! Sit Closer To The Salt."
Views: 40
Topic
Funny
Humor
Salt
More From Mitch Hedberg
I Am Wearing A Vest. If I Had No Arms, It Would Be A Jacket.
Funny
Humor
Would Be
My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later, So... Yeah.'
Funny
Food
Humor
An Escalator Can Never Break: It Can Only Become Stairs.
Break
Stairs
Convenience
I Got A Hotel Room At New York New York In Las Vegas And I Was Very Happy. They've Got That Rollercoaster Encircling The Entire Premises, Just Like Manhattan.
Funny
New York
Humor
I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of Soccer And Shish Kabobs.
Funny
Soccer
Humor
Trending Author
Frank McCourt
Gabriel Heatter
Coco Chanel
Jack LaLanne
John Galliano
Sam Houston
Category
Information