I Went To A Shrink

Sometimes It Seems Like This Is The Choice - Either Kick Ass Or Kiss Ass.

I Lost My Passion For Work. No, That's A Negative Statement. I Just Had A Bigger Passion For Something Else, For My Son, And Growing Up With Him.

Observe The Masses And Do The Opposite

One Night I Went Over To Get Some Dope From Some Hollywood Tough Guy. After I Left, My Son Scott, Who Was Only Fifteen, Went Over With A Baseball Bat To Kill Him. I Was Laughing Out Of One Eye And Crying Out Of The Other. I Thought, Who Am I Kidding?

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.