I Went To My Doctor

How Can You Analyse What Is Funny? What's Funny To One Isn't Funny To Another... What's Funny To You Is A Personal Thing.

I'd Like To Thank The Bbc For Allowing Me To Work Here. And I'd Like To Thank The Wife And Kids For Making It Necessary.

I Took My Mother-in-law To Madame Tussaud's Chamber Of Horrors, And One Of The Attendants Said: 'keep Her Moving Sir; We're Stock-taking.'

My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.

I Discovered The Wife's Got Asthma. Thank God - I Thought She Was Hissing At Me.