I Will Not Do Festivals.

I Don't Want People Confusing What It Is That I'm About. I Just Stand There And Sing. And I Don't Do Stunts Or Anything. If I Wanted To Do All That, I Don't Think I'd Get Away With It.

My Worst Fear Is My Music Won't Connect With The Public.

I Read A Comment [about Me] On Youtube That I Thought Would Upset Me — ‘test Pilot For Pies’ — But I’ve Always Been A Size 14-16 And Been Fine With It. I Would Only Lose Weight If It Affected My Health Or Sex Life, Which It Doesn’t.

I Like Eating Fine Foods And Drinking Nice Wine. Even If I Had A Really Good Figure, I Don't Think I'd Get My T**s And A** Out For No One.

I'm Like The Opposite Of One Of Those Comedians Who's Funny On Stage And Depressed Behind Closed Doors . On Record, I Can Get Pretty Dark, But In Real Life I'm Very Carefree. But When I'm Happy, I Ain't Writing Songs, I'm Out Having A Laugh, Being In Love. I Wouldn't Have The Time. If I Ever Get Married, It'll Be 'darling, I Need A Divorce, It's Been Three Years, I've Got A Record To Write!'