I Wish Everyone Could Experience

I'm The First To Admit This Whole Salary Thing Is Getting Out Of Control. In The Final Analysis, It's Still About The Work.

The Inner Child Runs Rampant. They're Just Smaller, That's All.

Lots Of People Say If You Dredge Too Much Stuff Up, You'll Go Crazy - "you'll Go Insane!" But For A Comedian, Insanity Is Not A Problem. It's A Goal.

A Lot Of Good Love Can Happen In Ten Years.

But I Refuse To Believe That I Am A Better Actor Than Myself.