I Wish I Could End

Trust Me, Kids - Your Homework Can Wait. Don't Need To Be Doing Homework While Whose Line Is On; Skip It!

I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.

Libertarians Are Conservatives Who Still Get High.

Exercise Is The Main Thing That Helped Me Lose Weight.

There's Nothing Like The Energy In A Small Comedy Club Room Or A Small Theater When It's Going Really Well. I Can See Everybody's Face Practically In The Whole Room. There's No Cameras In The Way, And It's Just Me.