I Wish I Could Play

A Snake Bite Emergency Kit Is A Body Bag.

I Was Going To Stay Overnight At My Friend's House - He Said, "you'll Have To Sleep On The Floor." Damn Gravity! You Don't Know How Bad I Wanted To Sleep On The Wall.

It's Weird... People Say They're Not Like Apes. Now How Do You Explain Football Then?

Every Book Is A Children's Book If The Kid Can Read!

My Friend Asked Me If I Wanted A Frozen Banana. I Said 'no, But I Want A Regular Banana Later, So... Yeah.'