I Wish That Real Estate

You Can Be Nasty When You Are Young, But You Really Have To Be Older To Achieve Bitterness.

Life Is So Absurd Now That It Is Almost Impossible To Be A Satirist In This Era.

Perhaps The Least Cheering Statement Ever Made On The Subject Of Art Is That Life Imitates It.

The First Time I Ever Saw Platform Shoes In The '70s, I Knew They'd Been Revived From The '40s, And I Felt Sickened. And For Whatever Reason, They Keep Getting Revived. They've Come Back Four Times. I Wish We Could Let Them Die. They Want To Die. They Were Horrible Then, They're Horrible Now.

A Community Is A Butcher And A Doctor, A Minister, A Town Troublemaker. A "community" Is Not A Bunch Of People United By Some Grievance. That's Just Self-righteousness - Incredibly Dangerous And Antidemocratic.