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When It Came To Writing About Wine, I Did What Almost Everybody Does - Faked It

An Economist Is A Man Who Knows A Hundred Ways Of Making Love But Doesn't Know Any Women.

Put Yourself In Hamlet's Shoes. Suppose You Were A Prince, And You Came Back From College To Discover That Your Uncle Had Murdered Your Father And Married Your Mother, And You Fell In Love With A Beautiful Girl And Mistakenly Murdered Her Father, And Then She Went Crazy And Drowned Herself. What Would You Do? Go Back For A Masters?

I Like Champagne Because It Always Tastes As Though My Foot's Asleep.

I Know It's Very Egocentric To Believe That Someone Is Put On Earth For A Reason. In My Case, I Like To Think I Was.