I Would Almost Say That

Suspense Is Like A Woman. The More Left To The Imagination, The More The Excitement.

It Seems To Me That Television Is Exactly Like A Gun. Your Enjoyment Of It Is Determined By Which End Of It You're On.

A Woman Of Mystery Is One Who Also Has A Certain Maturity And Whose Actions Speak Louder Than Words. Any Woman Can Be One, If She Keeps Those Two Points In Mind. She Should Grow Up-and Shut Up.

This Weapon [an Ax] Is Primitive But Effective. And It's Also Guaranteed To Be Fifty-percent Painless. You See, It Takes Two People To Operate, And The Person At This End [the Handle] Doesn't Feel A Thing.

I'm Not Much Into Rear Window Ethics.