I Would Be Dishonorable In

I Don't Want Someone Coming In And Passing Judgment On My Life.

Barbara Bush Has Her Finger On The Pulse Of America. Im So Glad Shes Back And More Compassionate Than Ever, ... Thats Right, Of Course People Just Sat Around New Orleans, Boring, Uninspired, Soulless New Orleans, And Dreamed Of Someday Relocating To The Astrodome. Oh, Dear Lord, If Only I Could Leave My Unhappy Existence And Head On Up To Wonderful Houston And Live With My Friends Side By Side In A Spacious Football Stadium, My Life Would Be So Much Richer And Complete.

I Love National Geographic. Just When You Think You've Seen The Last Lost Native Tribe, National Geographic Will Find A New One.

That Disturbs People When They Know They Didn't Have The Guts Or Integrity To Stick To Their Dreams.

The Live Show Is Different From The Album. It's Different Every Night Depending On Where I Am And How Many Months Have Gone By Since I Last Performed.