I Would Have Invited Friends

Most Women Put Off Entertaining Until The Kids Are Grown.

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

The Fact Was I Didn't Want To Look My Age, But I Didn't Want To Act The Age I Wanted To Look Either. I Also Wanted To Grow Old Enough To Understand That Sentence.

I'm On A Diet As My Skin Doesn't Fit Me Anymore.

Authorities Say Brain Cells May Shrink, But They Don't Necessarily Die. Frankly, I Am Cheered By The Fact That Something Is Shrinking. I'd Be Even More Thrilled If What Was Shrinking Affected My Dress Size, But You Can't Have Everything.