I Would Like You All

'the Whole Nine Yards' I Liked Right Away. It Was Kind Of A Dark Comedy At First. And Just The Idea Of Being In A Movie With Bruce Willis Was Pretty Exciting.

I Really Lived Life To Its Fullest And That Got Me In Trouble From Time To Time.

I Certainly Like The Rumour That I Was The Father Of Elizabeth Hurley's Baby. It Made Me Think I Could Impregnate Women In A Different Way To Everyone Else. Elizabeth And I Were Never Alone In A Room Together, So I Must Be A Very Powerful Man Indeed. Actually, I'm Thinking Of Suing The Baby!

When People Try To Take [smoking] Away From Me I Say, 'hey, I Stopped Everything Else.' But, I Have To Battle That One, Too.

I'm Glad That Life Isn't Like A Christmas Song, Because If My Friends And I Were Building A Snowman And It Suddenly Came Alive When We Put A Hat On It, I'd Probably Freak And Stab It To Death With An Icicle.