I Would Love To Have

I'm Not Giving Up On Life. I'm Giving Up On Today.

Sometimes, When You Want To Make A Difference In A Person's Life, Stay Out Of It.

I Was Home Educated But Would Skip My Lessons To Go Hang Out At School.

I'm Glad That My Parents Missed One Thing That Was Really Unbelievable. They Saw Me Hit This Great Success. It Was A Blast And We Had A Lot Of Laughs. And It Was Just An Amazing Time. They Passed Away. And Then After I Got, You Know, Famous, All These Haters Came Out Of Nowhere.

I've Always Read Books And Loved Human Behavior Since I Was Ten Or Twelve Years Old. Maybe Even That's Why I Wanted To Do Comedy.