I Would Never Sell My

I Had To Sit Down And Explain To [her Friend] That Aa Was For Quitters

To Always Trust My Instincts, To Always Believe I Have Something To Offer — No Matter How Meaningless Or Stupid It May Be — And To Never Listen To Anyone Who Tells You ‘no.’

In These Tough Economic Times, Everybody Has To Cut Back. I Am Down To Three Tabs Of Ecstasy A Day.

I Don't Know What It Is About Accents That Makes Me Want To Get Undressed And High-five Myself.

I Think Bullying Of Anybody, Whether They're Gay Or Straight Or Anything In High School Is Unbearable.