I Would Never Want To

People Have Material Needs, But You Don't Need A Deodorant For Every Different Day Of The Week. You Don't Need Four Hundred Varieties Of Mustard. This Is What I Call Too Many Choices. There Are Too Many Choices In America.

The Only Good Thing Ever To Come Out Of Religion Was The Music.

A Crumb Is A Great Thing: If You Break A Crumb In Half, You Don't Get Two Half-crumbs, You Get Two Crumbs. Doesn't That Violate Some Law Of Physics?

I Don't Think We Really Gave Barbarism A Fair Try.

I Put A Dollar In One Of Those Change Machines. Nothing Changed.