I Would Never Wish To

I Like To Relish Words And Sentences, And Phraseology, And There's Not Much Facility For That [playing Maigret].

You're About As Useful As A One-legged Man At An Arse Kicking Contest.

Look, If I'd Wanted A Lecture On The Rights Of Man, I'd Have Gone To Bed With Martin Luther.

A Law Which Attempts To Say You Can Criticise And Ridicule Ideas As Long As They Are Not Religious Ideas Is A Very Peculiar Law Indeed.

I Think In Many Ways Johnny English Is A More Believable Character.