I Would Rather Be Of

That's The Easiest 69 I Ever Made.

Whatever Happens On The Golf Course Is Ok, Because If I Put The Ball In Trouble I Know That I Have The Skills To Get It Out Of Trouble And Back Into Play.

Hurry Up Gene, I Got A Date Tonight.

It Takes Six Years To Make A Golfer: Three To Learn The Game, Then Another Three To Unlearn All You Have Learned In The First Three Years. You Might Be A Golfer When You Arrive At That Stage, But More Likely You Are Just Starting.

When I Have A Match To Play, I Begin To Relax As Soon As I Wake Up. Everything I Do, I Do Slow And Easy. That Goes For Stroking The Razor, Getting Dressed, And Eating My Breakfast. I'm Practically In Slow Motion. By The Time I'm Ready To Tee Off, I'm So Used To Taking My Time That It's Impossible To Hurry My Swing.