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I Like Pork Chops And Country Ham, Creamed Potatoes, Stuff Like That. Redeye Gravy. It Comes From Ham, Bacon, Stuff Like That. It's The Grease That You Fry It In. I Eat A Lot Of Jell-o. Fruit Jell-o.

I Think I Have Something Tonight That's Not Quite Correct For Evening Wear. Blue Suede Shoes.

I Was An Only Child, And Mother Was Always Right With Me All My Life. I Used To Get Very Angry At Her When I Was Growing Up-it's A Natural Thing.

Memories, Pressed Between The Pages Of My Mind. Memories, Sweetened Through The Ages Just Like Wine.

Make Me Feel At Home, If You Really Care, Scratch My Back And Run Your Pretty Fingers Through My Hair.