I Wouldn't Say I'm Vain

If You've Been Massive And It's All Slid Away, You Tend To Get Written Off. It's Quite Difficult To Overcome That, Which Is Why I've Got This Problem With Nostalgia.

I Don't Believe In Sharing My Money. If I Go Out And Work My Nuts Off And Make Some Money, I Don't Feel That I Should Have To Share It With My Community.

Time Heals Nothing, It Merely Rearranges Our Memory.

I Was A Loner As A Child And Happiest At Home, Launching Toy Rockets And Aeroplanes. When I Started Causing Trouble In My Third Year At Grammar School, Mum Was Really Surprised. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychologist, Who Suggested I Might Have Asperger's Syndrome.

When I Was A Kid It Was Big News When Someone Flew Around The World In A Little Aeroplane, But Nobody Cared When I Did It. Then, To Rub Salt Into My Wounds, The Customs People Ripped My Aeroplane To Pieces, Looking For Stuff.