I Write Strictly For Fun...

The General Difference Between Conservatives And Liberals Is That Liberals Like Pretty Pictures And Conservatives Like To Build Bridges That People Can Drive Across.

Learn To Write The Same Way You Learn To Play Golf. You Do It And Keep Doing It Until You Get It Right.

Giving Your Book To Hollywood Is Like Turning Your Daughter Over To A Pimp.

I Am A Politician Which Means I Am A Liar And A Crook. When I Am Not Kissing Babies I Am Stealing Their Lollypops.

I Wanted To See My Name On The Cover Of A Book. If Your Name Is In The Library Of Congress, You're Immortal.