I'd Kill Myself If I

Nothing Irritates Me More Than Chronic Laziness In Others. Mind You, It's Only Mental Sloth I Object To. Physical Sloth Can Be Heavenly.

I Love Pilates And Yoga But Don't Do Them Regularly.

I Would Seriously Question Whether Anybody Is Really Foolish Enough To Really Say What They Mean. Sometimes I Think That Civilization As We Know It Would Kind Of Break Down If We All Were Completely Honest.

I Don't Want Someone To Watch Sports In Bed. That Drives Me Nuts.

Being English, I Always Laugh At Anything To Do With The Lavatory Or Bottoms.