I'd Like Thousands Of Schools

David Lloyd George Had Been To Germany, And Been So Dazzled By The Führer That He Compared Him To George Washington. Hitler Was A 'born Leader', Declared The Befuddled Former British Prime Minister. He Wished That Britain Had 'a Man Of His Supreme Quality At The Head Of Affairs In Our Country Today'. This From The Hero Of The First World War! The Man Who Had Led Britain To Victory Over The Kaiser!

I Want To Offer Particular Congratulations To Andrea Leadsom On Her Stunning Achievement. She Is Now Well Placed To Win And Replace The Absurd Gloom In Some Quarters With A Positive, Confident And Optimistic Approach, Not Just To Europe, But To Government All Round.

I Am Supporting David Cameron Purely Out Of Cynical Self-interest.

Nothing Excites Compassion, In Friend And Foe Alike, As Much As The Sight Of You Ker-splonked On The Tarmac With Your Propeller Buried Six Feet Under.

I Have Not Been More Robust Towards Female Rather Than Male Assembly Members And I Do Not Believe I Have Been Remotely Sexist.